That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win. R. K. Milholland More Quotes by R. K. Milholland More Quotes From R. K. Milholland You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you. R. K. Milholland shows love-you love Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable. R. K. Milholland imagine would-be love You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy. R. K. Milholland rocks perfect love Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. R. K. Milholland being-there feelings friendship Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. R. K. Milholland lazy realizing exercise Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful. R. K. Milholland faithful religion The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me. R. K. Milholland christian busy religion People age even when you're not looking. R. K. Milholland age people Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work. R. K. Milholland woods feel-better purpose Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone. R. K. Milholland side-effects loving-someone sides I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens. R. K. Milholland working-it ready matter Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst. R. K. Milholland giants cat thinking I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts. R. K. Milholland wikipedia hard-times thinking Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it. R. K. Milholland prepared ready loss Death likes it when you play hard to get. R. K. Milholland play-hard likes play Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger. R. K. Milholland true-friend alcohol sweet A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. R. K. Milholland birthday-wishes granted years It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. R. K. Milholland intention over-you matter The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. R. K. Milholland way