The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was. Chuck Klosterman More Quotes by Chuck Klosterman More Quotes From Chuck Klosterman People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation. Chuck Klosterman dreamtryingpeople The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time. Chuck Klosterman countrypeopleworld What's kind of happening is the conflict over football might be a class conflict where there is a percentage of people who have no relationship to physicality and a percentage of the populace who still does. Chuck Klosterman classfootballpeople No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a woman, either. Should I be writing such thoughts? Perhaps not. Perhaps it’s a bad idea. I can definitely foresee a scenario where that first paragraph could come back to haunt me, especially if I somehow became marginally famous. Chuck Klosterman writingtryingideas Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less. Chuck Klosterman powerstrugglerelationship The deeper reality is that I’m not sure if what I do is real. I usually believe that I’m certain about how I feel, but that seems naive. How do we know how we feel?…There is almost certainly a constructed schism between (a) how I feel, and (b) how I think I feel. There’s probably a third level, too—how I want to think I feel. Chuck Klosterman realbelievethinking It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure. Chuck Klosterman accomplishmentbeliefpeople Maybe I don't need a relationship after all, she thought. Maybe thinking about these conversations was just as good as having them. She could sit in her Honda in the dark and experience whatever kind of life she wanted. Sometimes you think, Hey, maybe there's something else out there. But there really isn't. This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live. Chuck Klosterman darkneedsthinking This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go. Chuck Klosterman maderememberpeople Observing someone without context amplifies the experience. The more we know, the less we are able to feel. Chuck Klosterman amplifyablefeels This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live. Chuck Klosterman like-youalivematter We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we die. Chuck Klosterman certainkindbelieve The worst thing you can do to anybody trying to be creative is to demand participation in their vision. Chuck Klosterman designvisioncreative Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously. Chuck Klosterman falling-in-lovestupidkids Every one of Joel's important songs--including the happy ones--are ultimately about loneliness. And it's not 'clever lonely' (like Morrissey) or 'interesting lonely' (like Radiohead); it's 'lonely lonely,' like the way it feels when you're being hugged by someone and it somehow makes you sadder. Chuck Klosterman lonelycleversong It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much. Chuck Klosterman exhaustingfeels Americans have become conditioned to believe the world is a gray place without absolutes; this is because we're simultaneously both cowardly and arrogant. We don't know the answers, so we assume they must not exist. Chuck Klosterman arrogantanswersbelieve What my mom failed to understand was that I didn't even want long hair -- I needed long hair. And my desire for protracted, flowing locks had virtually nothing to do with fashion, nor was it a form of protest against the constructions of mainstream society. My motivation was far more philosophical. I wanted to rock. Chuck Klosterman fashionmotivationmom Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. Chuck Klosterman richpoorway Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed Chuck Klosterman disappointed
