The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence. Sebastian Horsley More Quotes by Sebastian Horsley More Quotes From Sebastian Horsley I consider myself to be very correct and proper: an upright citizen. Sebastian Horsley correctcitizenverymyself Think of how many boring, blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretion of me. Sebastian Horsley howthinkmeboring I like to remind myself that every morning I'm making a choice to live. Sebastian Horsley livechoicemyselfmorning I used to have about a hundred suits in my late twenties and early thirties when my stock was riding high and I was rich. Sebastian Horsley ridingrichlatesuits I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table. Sebastian Horsley likelivingfurniturecoffee I do a lot of things for effect, which is not to say I am superficial, but that I know how to put ideas across. Sebastian Horsley i-amsayknowideas I think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe. Sebastian Horsley dieyounaturebelieve My grandfather was a practising Quaker. My father was a nihilist. But nihilism, if you like, is the beginning of faith anyway. Sebastian Horsley beginningyoufaithfather The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic. Sebastian Horsley the-problem-withproblemcompassion I regret everything. But so what? At least I have cause. Sebastian Horsley leastcauseeverythingregret Being a dandy is a condition rather than a profession. It is a defense against suffering and a celebration of life. Sebastian Horsley againstbeingsufferinglife Dandyism is a lie which reveals the truth, and the truth is that we are what we pretend to be. Sebastian Horsley pretendlietruth-istruth If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton. Sebastian Horsley some-peoplethinkstupidpeople
