The hardest thing you need to learn in this world is ‘how to live’, for it is the only thing which is too difficult to be understood.

Vikrant Parsai

Man proposes, God disposes is not the matter, the matter is what man possesses.

Many accidents in the home occur in the kitchen, more in the bathroom but most occur in the bedroom.

Many people count other people’s faults and ignore their own.

Many people in the world are killed by supper rather than by the sword.

Many people worry about more things what most people don’t care at all.

Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.

Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.

Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.

Marry a poor woman and it is God who will make you rich.

Marry a relative! If it goes wrong, it is at least in the family.

Memory is life’s clock and clock is life’s moments.

Men are attached to two types of women : those who wear well and those who wear little.

Millions saw an apple falling but only Newton asked why; because the apple didn’t fall onto his head but into his mind.

Mind your own business or you will undermine your own business.

Mistakes will happen, but must you give them so much help?

Money can buy you everything except a father and a mother.

Money can’t buy happiness, because you never have enough money.