The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. Larry Wall More Quotes by Larry Wall More Quotes From Larry Wall Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. Larry Wall crank progress boring We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore. Larry Wall modern posts realizing I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions. Larry Wall patents ideas thinking Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right. Larry Wall wow sides mean "Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow. Larry Wall omniscience metaphor wisdom Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive. Larry Wall shortcuts keys littles To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham. Larry Wall explicit ordinary may Post-Modernism was a reaction against Modernism. It came quite early to music and literature, and a little later to architecture. And I think it's still coming to computer science. Larry Wall literature science thinking One of the very basic ideas of Post-Modernism is rejection of arbitrary power structures. Different people are sensitive to different kinds of power structures. Larry Wall power people ideas When I announced the development of Perl 6, I said it was going to be a community design. I designed Perl, myself. It's limited by my own brain power. So I wanted Perl 6 to be a community design. Larry Wall design community power If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't. Larry Wall patents money pay It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences. Larry Wall attendance easy average Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method. Larry Wall increase computer world I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it. Larry Wall philosophy way thinking If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious. Larry Wall serious ideology fun You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language. Larry Wall computer prove language I want to see people using Perl to glue things together creatively, not just technically but also socially. Larry Wall glue together people Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly. Larry Wall programming suffering We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing. Larry Wall reinventing serious needs The potential of greater good goes right along with the potential for greater evil. Larry Wall greater-good greater evil