The idea that you would not only exercise but that you would enjoy it is very difficult for me to understand. I just hate it.

Jimmy Kimmel

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People said I stole your moment, and maybe I did, and I'm very sorry if I did do that. I'm sorry I did do that, actually. And also the last thing I would ever want to do is upset you because I think so much of you. I think you know that. I hope you know that.

Last night we announced that our President, President Joe Biden, would be stopping by, he will be here, which is nice, because it gives the gang at Fox News something to scream about all week.

Here we are again, on another day of mourning in this country, once again, we grieve for the little boys and girls whose lives have been ended and whose families have been destroyed.

This is a time to be loud — and to stay loud — and not stop until we fix this, some people say this is a mental health problem. Others say it's a gun problem. It is both, and it can be both. So let's work on both of those.

They're listening to the NRA, they're listening to the people who write them checks, who keep them in power because that's the way politics work. That's the idea we settle on, that's what we tell ourselves, but it doesn't have to be that way. Not for this.

While our leaders on the right — the Americans in Congress and at Fox News and these other outlets — warn us not to politicize this. They immediately criticize our President for even speaking about doing something to stop it, because they don't want to speak about it. Because they know what they've done and they know what they haven't done, and they know that it's indefensible. So they'd rather sweep this under the rug.

Some of them were just funny and some were very serious emails about life and the wellbeing of our children and how hard it is to appreciate one of those without the other being just right.

After you won the game, do you remember what I did? I said ‘good game, thanks’ and I shook your disgusting hand, i didn’t complain that it was rigged, I didn’t ask for a recount on the referee, I didn’t start a conspiracy theory about the basketball having a microchip in it. I brought shame on my family and I embraced it as I always do.

MEGHAN MARKLE, PRINCE HARRY JOINING SELENA GOMEZ-LED CONCERT TO PROMOTE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE AWARENESS Sources told us that Jimmy Kimmel told Ben Affleck :.

I worry about you. I feel like you are maybe self-destructive, i feel like you're going to be out dressed as Spider-Man on Hollywood Boulevard at the end of this whole thing.

This was not the sort of thing I ever imagined would happen in this country in my lifetime, the President of the United States, because Donald Trump is too angry, too insecure and too incompetent to deal with the fact that Donald Trump lost an election — a fair election, an election that was no different than any other election, an election Donald Trump lost by seven million votes, and 70 electors — turns an angry mob against members of Congress and his own vice president.

And we will give him time.

Unbelievable, lisa Kudrow, you live there too?

Me and my n----- down in LBC, well smoke that motherf------ Christmas tree.

His response is even worse what the hell.

I don't know where we will do this or how we will do this or even why we are doing this, but we are doing it and I am hosting it.

I had little choice but to say yes.

Kobe Bryant was so big, it was almost like Kobe Bryant was Kobe Bryant, kobe Bryant was a real-life superhero with a costume and everything, walking amongst us.

The Tonight Show is going to be different from our usual show, we don't have a studio audience here tonight because going forward with a comedy show didn't feel right considering what happened yesterday. So I'd like to just speak to you directly.

Kobe Bryant came to L.A. when Kobe Bryant was Kobe Bryant and unlike almost every other superstar athlete, he never left, in Kobe Bryant 20-year career Kobe Bryant only wore two uniforms, for the Lakers and for the United States Olympic team.