The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more - perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice. Jonah Goldberg More Quotes by Jonah Goldberg More Quotes From Jonah Goldberg Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday. Jonah Goldberg friday worry today I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin. Jonah Goldberg jobs people thinking Seriously, in 2008 we elected a community organizer, state senator, college instructor first term senator over a guy who spent five years in a Vietnamese prison. And now he's lecturing us about how America's gone "soft"? Really? Jonah Goldberg college america years The mainstream perception that conservatives are close-minded and dogmatic while liberals are open-minded and free-thinking has it almost exactly backward. Liberal dogma is settled: The government should do good, where it can, whenever it can. That is President Obama's idea of pragmatism and bipartisanship: He's open to all ideas, from either side of the aisle, about how best to expand government and get the state more involved in our lives. Jonah Goldberg government ideas thinking If you're uncertain when life begins, why not give the unborn the benefit of the doubt and oppose abortion? Jonah Goldberg abortion giving life Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies. Jonah Goldberg puppy the-end-of-the-day likes I suppose in John Kerry's world good diplomacy lets the boys in the bar finish raping the girl for fear of causing a fuss. Okay, that was unfair. Jonah Goldberg bars girl boys And on Thursday, President Obama seized the opportunity of the National Prayer Breakfast to forthrightly criticize the 'terrible deeds' . . . committed 'in the name of Christ.'. Jonah Goldberg prayer names opportunity We are all descended from cavemen who broke the skulls of their enemies with rocks for fun or profit. But that hardly mitigates the crimes of a man who does the same thing today. I see no problem judging the behavior of the Islamic State and its apologists from the vantage point of the West's high horse, because we've earned the right to sit in that saddle. Jonah Goldberg islamic horse fun A week after his State of the Union address, political observers are still trying to figure out what President Obama's game is. 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For what we call liberalism--the refurbished edifice of American Progressivism--is in fact a descendant and manifestation of fascism. Jonah Goldberg century fascism facts Progressivism was a sister movement of fascism, and today's liberalism is the daughter of Progressivism. Jonah Goldberg movement daughter today Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys where the light is good. Jonah Goldberg car light keys And, of course, liberals see no problem with using the government to impose their cultural beliefs on others; they just won't admit that's what they're doing. Jonah Goldberg government problem belief By this point, it was clear she wasn't interested in continuing the relationship. What publication on earth would continue a relationship with a writer who would refuse to discuss her work with her editors? What publication would continue to publish a writer who attacked it on TV? What publication would continue to publish a writer who lied about it - on TV and to a Washington Post reporter? ... It's true: Ann is fearless, in person and in her writing. But fearlessness isn't an excuse for crappy writing or crappier behavior. Jonah Goldberg editors scary writing Our country, if you read the 'Federalist Papers,' is about disagreement. It's about pitting faction against faction, divided government, checks and balances. The hero in American political tradition is the man who stands up to the mob - not the mob itself. Jonah Goldberg hero men country But you're never taught in schools - we don't teach anyone in public schools that government is the problem. We don't teach anyone in college that government is the problem - except maybe a handful of sort of unique, conservative schools. But mainstream media never talks as if government is the problem. Jonah Goldberg unique college school The problem with the United Nations is that while democracy within nations is the best available form of government, democracy among nations can be a moral disaster - especially if some nations are not democracies. Jonah Goldberg moral democracy government