The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year. Kyon More Quotes by Kyon More Quotes From Kyon I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say? Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal! Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime This feels like extortion. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime ...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year! Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime *to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime *thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard? Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime *to Haruhi* Are you a moron? Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime *commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime *referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that. Kyon the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiyaanime-quotesanime
