The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. Darren Shan More Quotes by Darren Shan More Quotes From Darren Shan Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character. Darren Shan leader character promise When it comes to impending, unavoidable extinction, ignorance is bliss. Darren Shan extinction bliss ignorance He says every story has at least some truth in it, even if most are made up. Darren Shan ifs stories made If mankind's destined to bite the bullet, let's bite it and be damned. Darren Shan bullets mankind bites The world won't end with a bang or a whimper. It'll end with the death screams of a thousand demons and a defiant, carefree, savage, wolfen howl. Darren Shan savages bangs world But I don't think Art's an Einstein - he likes tugging ears, biting people and burping too much to be a genius. Darren Shan people art thinking For an hour or more he was neither human nor vampire, just a howling, hungry creature of dark delights. Darren Shan vampire delight dark The pair smiled desperately at one another. And for the first time ever, despite the fact that everyone he knew - even the gods themselves - would condemn him for it, Jebel didn't think of Tel Hesani as a slave, but as an equal. Darren Shan pairs firsts thinking But the universe isn't fair. Things don't work out neatly, pain, hardship and challenges divided equally among those best equipped to deal with them. Sometimes individuals have to be Atlases and carry the weight of the world alone. It shouldn't happen that way, but it does. Darren Shan work-out pain challenges A world without pain, loss, betrayal, hate, death, loneliness? Impossible! Darren Shan betrayal pain hate Better to die for my people in my own land than rule in another and suffer a lifetime of cowardly guilt. Darren Shan land suffering people Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads. Darren Shan vampire wall phrases but you were a fool to bring that pider into this house Darren Shan fool house You stole from a member of the undead Darren Shan undead members I sucked blood from one of my best friends Darren Shan my-best-friend blood You should take more pride in your appearance,” I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that. Darren Shan ugly girl pride I might have to drink the blood of animals to stay alive, but I would never feast on one of my own kind, no matter what Mr.Crepsley said, or hows much my belly growled. Darren Shan alive animal blood Maybe we should wait....wait for him to kill another five or six, huh? Darren Shan six should waiting Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care. Darren Shan scum who-cares world Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! Darren Shan mutants cracks son