The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable. Mark Roberts More Quotes by Mark Roberts More Quotes From Mark Roberts Unfortunately none of the eggs were viable, so with the Andeans in full parenting mode we gave them Chilean chicks to bring up as their own, it’s great motivation and enriching for the birds. Mark Roberts science I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me. Mark Roberts gomenakedtime I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising. Mark Roberts freethoughtalwaysamerica I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh. Mark Roberts youlive-lifelifepeople One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up. Mark Roberts singingmusicwishwind The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England. Mark Roberts fullhowenglandlife Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product. Mark Roberts moredonewayinteresting In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm. Mark Roberts themshowmoreengland I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked. Mark Roberts doorcitythoughtme When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem. Mark Roberts pointfeelwhereproblem I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak. Mark Roberts bagthingsspeakwant God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored. Mark Roberts goingthinkboredgod It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level. Mark Roberts performancealwaysdifferentart I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it. Mark Roberts laughlivepoliticallaw Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first. Mark Roberts outfirsthemoon I don't want to do anything in bad taste. Mark Roberts anythingbadtastewant I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch. Mark Roberts shuttlelaunchgetwanted You have to really think about things before you do them. Mark Roberts aboutthingsthinkyou I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. Mark Roberts jumphowprincessfuneral I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences. Mark Roberts consequencesjusttimelove
