The unluckiest man in the world was Youri Gagarin: he left from Russia, revolved seventeen times around the word to fall in Russia again!... Fabrice More Quotes by Fabrice More Quotes From Fabrice Rumour has it that, after his election, Trump declared: "Yesterday, we were on the edge of the abyss but today, we have taken a big step forward!" Fabrice I speak to myself because I often need an expert advice! Fabrice Trump: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd poison your tea!" Clinton: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd drink it!" Fabrice Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Fabrice He's so optimistic that he would buy a burial suit with a change of pants! Fabrice I was quite relieved when my wife got her credit card stolen...; the thief was spending less! Fabrice If nothingness could be measured, the level of his reflection would serve as a standard meter! Fabrice 30% of fatal road accidents are due to alcohol; therefore 70% are due to people who don't drink!... Fabrice My wife and I have been happy for twenty years....Then we met! Fabrice half the politicians are good-for-nothing; the others are ready to anything... Fabrice I would readily admit that women are superior to us if it could deter them from pretending to be our equals! Fabrice Marriage is like restaurant; hardly have you been served that you're looking at the neighbour's plate! Fabrice Policy is not that complicated! One only needs a clear conscience and therefore, a bad memory... Fabrice Water...That fishy liquid that makes Pastis cloudy! Fabrice When assholes will be put into orbit, you're not even close to stopping revolving! (Michel Audiart) Fabrice An egoist is someone who doesn't think about me... Fabrice Experience is that marvellous thing that allows you to recognize a mistake when you've already made it many times! Fabrice For fifteen thousand dollars, the psychiatrist has relieved me of what I had: fifteen thousand dollars... Fabrice If the government created a bullshit tax, it would be immediately self-sufficient! Fabrice In my life I've been an altar boy, a republican militant and a bar manager; that just shows you that I heard bullshit! Fabrice
