There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. Don Van Vliet More Quotes by Don Van Vliet More Quotes From Don Van Vliet When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am. Don Van Vliet dolphinssmartknows You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be. Don Van Vliet shoulddogkindness It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate. Don Van Vliet bullsbullshit Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes. Don Van Vliet rearrangingmistakeart A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. Don Van Vliet carrotsdiamondrabbits It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat. Don Van Vliet boatcaptainsthinking James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good. Don Van Vliet clockmathematicsimportant I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around. Don Van Vliet paintingwant The stars are matter, We're matter, But it doesn't matter. Don Van Vliet starsmatter I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it. Don Van Vliet wantpaygiving I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much. Don Van Vliet aquamarine I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what I do, but people seem to be able to hear it if they give it a chance. I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything. Don Van Vliet givingpeoplethinking I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child. Don Van Vliet parentattentionchildren The largest living land mammal is the absent mind. Don Van Vliet landmindinspirational I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself. Don Van Vliet hornyplaythinking If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school. Don Van Vliet differentwantschool Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. Don Van Vliet slugsdylanbob The wind is a very difficult sound to get. It's always changing. Don Van Vliet difficultsoundwind Be kind, man - don't be mankind. Don Van Vliet kind-manbe-kindmen I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any. Don Van Vliet moneymadesound
