There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying. Josh Billings More Quotes by Josh Billings More Quotes From Josh Billings Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it. Josh Billings selfishheartpeople Method is the arithmetic of success. Josh Billings methodarithmetic There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel. Josh Billings infidelitymotherchildren As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals. Josh Billings neatindividualmoral Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. Josh Billings soulworkheart Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. Josh Billings foolmenschool I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William. Josh Billings catcharactermen Successful writers learn at last what they should learn at first,--to be intelligently simple. Josh Billings lastssuccessfulsimple When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. Josh Billings sublimetalkingmen There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient. Josh Billings qualitytwopeople There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? Josh Billings significantwitlatin Biography is the best form of history. Josh Billings biographiesform The less we know the more we suspect Josh Billings suspectsreadingknows The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment. Josh Billings judgmentmenthinking Everyone who does the best he can is a hero. Josh Billings herodoe A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains. Josh Billings intellectualbrainmen There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. Josh Billings uglyqualityenough He whom prosperity humbles, and adversity strengthens, is the true hero. Josh Billings prosperityadversityhero Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change. Josh Billings smartcommunicationmen Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. Josh Billings learningwisdomsleep
