There's going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration's relationship to Russia. Al Franken More Quotes by Al Franken More Quotes From Al Franken If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty. Al Franken travestyballotspeople As someone who's spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda, I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf. Al Franken warrioriraqmen Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document. Al Franken technologyexpectationslaw It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster. Al Franken bagswishpeople Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers. Al Franken grandmotherfocuschildren The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn't understand and couldn't afford. Al Franken mortgagebecomingpractice I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.' Al Franken seven-monthscouplejobs If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years. Al Franken phonescellsyears If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd. Al Franken digitaluniquefaces We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk about. Al Franken issuesclimatewould-be My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do. By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody. Al Franken realspiritualmean My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we'd discuss it with our parents. Al Franken parenthomenight When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms. Al Franken growing-upgovernmenttalking There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language. Al Franken voterscirclespeople The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. Al Franken fourth-amendmentamendmentscorporations Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so they weren't trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that. Al Franken radiostuffneeds The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone. Al Franken neutralityinternetinnovation What you see on the campaign trail is me. It's easy being me. Al Franken being-mecampaignseasy The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good. Al Franken rocketsradiolittles There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor. Al Franken littlestryingmean
