There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me. Andy Kaufman More Quotes by Andy Kaufman More Quotes From Andy Kaufman I'm from Hollywood. That's where we make movies and TV shows... I'm not from down here in men-fus ten-uh-see, okay? Andy Kaufman heremoviesdownokay It's not that I was crazy. It's just that I was sad at times because the world was sad at times. When I would perform, it wasn't sad anymore. Andy Kaufman justsadcrazyworld Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn't trust me. Andy Kaufman medangeroustrusttime Clifton and I don't even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He's a big fat guy, and if it weren't for me, no one would know who he is. Andy Kaufman fatlookknowme I'm an open book. Andy Kaufman openopen-bookbook If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years. Andy Kaufman boygomantwo I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces. Andy Kaufman insidefeelingwanthappy I'm having everything. I'm a vegetarian, too. But in my mother's house, I eat whatever I'm served. Andy Kaufman whatevereverythingmotherhouse My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!' Andy Kaufman parentsgoyouplay I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville. Andy Kaufman thoughtknowyoutelevision The more they hate you, the better you're doing. Andy Kaufman doingbetteryouhate I would like to do the Elvis Presley. Andy Kaufman elviselvis-presleywouldlike
