There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces! Joan Crawford More Quotes by Joan Crawford More Quotes From Joan Crawford Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. I don't believe Franchot ever for a moment resented the fact that I was a star. Possibly he resented Hollywood's refusal to let him forget it. There was never a doubt in my mind that his talent was greater than mine. Joan Crawford husbandstarsbelieve If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. Joan Crawford girlwantdoors I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave. Joan Crawford auntiegravesgrandmother I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend. Joan Crawford i-believedollarsbelieve If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? Joan Crawford ovenslambsdone Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it? Joan Crawford dealsfairnesssometimes Choose your clothes for your way of life. Joan Crawford clothesway Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. Joan Crawford billingsensitivehusband While making "Possessed", I wept each morning on my drive to the studio, and I wept all the way back home. I found it impossible to sleep at night, so I'd lie in bed contemplating the future. I fear it with all my heart and soul even as I fear the dark. Joan Crawford sleepmorninglying I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't. Joan Crawford teenagehatefaces When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster. Joan Crawford degeneratescompetitionoffice Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment. Joan Crawford hollywoodsurvivalfaces My tears speak for me. Joan Crawford tearsspeak Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did. Joan Crawford apesifsplay Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only. Joan Crawford hepburn If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide. Joan Crawford suicidechristianthinking Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures. Joan Crawford bricksincomeoffice Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh Joan Crawford checkshollywoodlaughing Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party. Joan Crawford partywisehome I am just too much. Joan Crawford tooi-amjusttoo-much
