There will come a day when someone calls to tell me my column's been binned, and that will be a really hard day, and I've already got it set up so that they'll ring someone else first - because I don't want to be given that news when I'm walking down the street, because it will be really heartbreaking.

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Sending us Ebola bombs in the form of sweaty Glaswegians just isn't cricket.

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Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status.

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To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.

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The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after the birth of my baby. No, in three weeks I was back in my suit, back at my desk earning profit for my business and I don't see why other women shouldn't do the same.

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Women don't want equal treatment, they couldn't handle it if they got it. It's a tough world out there. What a lot of women are actually looking for is special treatment. What women need to realise is that they have to toughen up, we can't ask for equal pay, you have to be paid on performance and the results you deliver.

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A name, for me, is a short way of working out what class that child comes from. Do I want my child to play with them?

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Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East. I get grumpy when I don't eat - but I don't blow things up. Religion of peace?

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I think women are really vicious in the work place, they're really jealous, really competitive. Women are emotional, they cry in toilets. The sisterhood only extends as far as the kitchen door. Men talk in logic and rational terms, they don't squark and make a noise.

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Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the clients of my business. I need people to look energetic, professional and efficient. If you are obese you look lazy.

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Mammary militia breast feeding en masse in Costa. Puts one off their latte.

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I really think if you have a tattoo you have to wonder about what kind of future you have ahead of you. As an employer, I wouldn't employ someone with tattoos as I would wonder what customers would think about them. For me, tattoos are just a way for people to find attention who haven't found another way in their life to achieve it by conventional means.

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Glaswegian ebola patient moved to London's Royal Free Hospital. Not so independent when it matters most are we jocksville?

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I felt that I physically couldn't tolerate the pain anymore.

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Sunshine is supposed to make you happy.

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Fresh air and exercise. That's all you need to stay slim and feel better about life.

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Social class has worked for years. Born into the right family, go to the right schools, even if you're not super bright to start with, you'll turn out bright. You go to the right university, you get the right job, you have the right connections, you'll make it to the top. Job done, very efficient.

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There are important rules in life - like not parking on yellow lines or stealing from your neighbour. But some rules are made to be broken.

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I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.

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Most wives look at me the way lame deer look at a hungry lion.

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If you over-deliver and prove yourself to be an asset to the company, you will be rewarded as a result.

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