This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.' Bryan Lee O'Malley More Quotes by Bryan Lee O'Malley More Quotes From Bryan Lee O'Malley Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know. Bryan Lee O'Malley importantknowingpeople Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice. Bryan Lee O'Malley heypracticethinking Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening. Bryan Lee O'Malley happeningsendsworld When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable. Bryan Lee O'Malley inevitablekindlooks Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. Bryan Lee O'Malley hittingnameschildren Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies. Bryan Lee O'Malley bryanbornalive Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone. Bryan Lee O'Malley holliescoffeehate I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part. Bryan Lee O'Malley readershipseemssometimes Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both? Bryan Lee O'Malley samuraiheyguy I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck Bryan Lee O'Malley dear-lifeholding-onrivers Let's be friends based on mutual hate. Bryan Lee O'Malley mutualhate I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down. Bryan Lee O'Malley toneusedtrying I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up Bryan Lee O'Malley green-teachoices What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up? Bryan Lee O'Malley coconutswhitetea Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right? Bryan Lee O'Malley weekenddustmonday I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time. Bryan Lee O'Malley drawingwanttalking These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott. Bryan Lee O'Malley shoessilly Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? Bryan Lee O'Malley girlhairmight You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue! Bryan Lee O'Malley soulstupidmother Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it's been falling off more and more. Doing comic books takes up my entire life. Bryan Lee O'Malley writingbookfall
