This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.

Jeaniene Frost

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Less bitching...more learning. by Jeaniene Frost

Less bitching...more learning.

You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood.

reading mind blood

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran... by Jeaniene Frost

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

foreigners queens mind

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not? by Jeaniene Frost

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

slumber why-not party

Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing." Since she usually called Bones "filthy animal", I assumed "thing" meant Ian.

animal way needs

Sneaky, manipulating, merciless bloodsucker . . ." A chuckle drifted up to me. "Pillow talk already? You'll have me hard before we're even back in our room.

bloodsuckers sneaky rooms

I tried to tell you that it's not Spade in there." "You could have tried harder. I absolutely never needed to know that Ian was pierced down there.

spades harder needed

Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

salary cat wonder

Classic line from Bones (vampire) to human who thinks human kind is ready for the vamps and ghouls to come out of the closet "The day your kind stops killing each other over skin colour or which God someone prays to, I might believe that".

ghouls believe thinking

But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice." Cat and Bones

juice cat want

A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then �the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead . . . Ah. Now I'm interested.

cousin girl jobs

I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away.

love-you trying pay

I love your hands,' he sighed. 'You think I look like an angel? Well, Kitten, your hands are my heaven and your eyes are my home.'" (Bones)

angel eye home

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad by Jeaniene Frost

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad

delicious knows

So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy. by Jeaniene Frost

So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.

granddaddy fangs

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

bones come-up dresses

Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave

eight four sleep

...But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn't want to. - Cat from This Side of the Grave

cat would-be promise

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones by Jeaniene Frost

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones

exorcist bones

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock. by Jeaniene Frost

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.

lucifer balls