(To a lady cellist) Madame, you have between your legs the most beautiful instrument known to man, and all you can do is scratch it ! Sir Thomas Beecham More Quotes by Sir Thomas Beecham More Quotes From Sir Thomas Beecham Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. Sir Thomas Beecham Try everything once except incest and folk dancing. Sir Thomas Beecham The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. Sir Thomas Beecham A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. Sir Thomas Beecham
