Twelve minutes. I can give you that. by Rick Riordan

Twelve minutes. I can give you that.

Rick Riordan

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Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and... by Rick Riordan

Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?

clean helpful mom

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day! by Rick Riordan

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjac... by Rick Riordan

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack)

boss horse good-luck

I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!" "Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!" "Bah, your brain isn't on board!

boards brain blood

The telkine growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com

If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

size mouths looks

Now, as far as I knew, he (Luke) was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while the chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by bit, in a golden sarcophagus, biding his time until he had enough power to challenge the Olympian gods. In demigod-speak, we call this a “problem.” - Percy, 'The Battle of the Labyrinth

sailing labyrinth challenges

He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a white paper bag decorated with cartoons. I hadn’t seen one in years, but I recognized it — a McDonald’s Happy Meal. He turned it upside down and shook the fries and hamburger into the grave. “In my day, we used animal blood,” the ghost mumbled. “It’s perfectly good enough. They can’t taste the difference.” “I will treat them with respect,” Nico said. “At least let me keep the toy,” the ghost said.

differences white animal

Quintus..." Geryon mused. "Short gray hair, muscular, swordsman?"... by Rick Riordan

Quintus..." Geryon mused. "Short gray hair, muscular, swordsman?" "Yeah." "Never heard of him.

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

stupid perfect fall

I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start.

building-something remembered new-york

Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?

adults telling-the-truth believe

Question (from a reader) : Will the Wise Goddess Athena overthrow Zeus and become the ruler of Olympus? Athena's answer : What an interesting idea . . . No, just kidding, Dad. Put away the lightning bolt.

About the prophecy that Rachel did at the end of "The Last Olympian," Percy Jackson will participate this prophecy, along with Annabeth? Sorry for spelling errors

annabeth errors sorry

The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Parthenon and they had fused together.

steam greek together

Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.

sweat eight littles

"Cool" Leo said. "I always wanted a sister who could beat me up." by Rick Riordan

"Cool" Leo said. "I always wanted a sister who could beat me up."

beats said wanted

Hold up," Leo said. "You guys lost a dragon? A Real full size dra... by Rick Riordan

Hold up," Leo said. "You guys lost a dragon? A Real full size dragon?

dragons guy real

You..." The centaur's eyes flared like a cornered animal's. "You... by Rick Riordan

You..." The centaur's eyes flared like a cornered animal's. "You should be dead.

centaurs eye animal

Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie. by Rick Riordan

Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.

angry zeus hippie