Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway! Rita Mae Brown More Quotes by Rita Mae Brown More Quotes From Rita Mae Brown He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim. Rita Mae Brown trouble swim There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace. Rita Mae Brown creative people fiction While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too. Rita Mae Brown horse cat dog If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other. Rita Mae Brown dies ifs Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. Rita Mae Brown different remember insanity ... I distrust manifest knowledge. Rita Mae Brown distrust manifest knowledge Self-pity is the simplest luxury. Rita Mae Brown pity luxury self Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers. Rita Mae Brown ugly loser made Never hope for it more than you work for it. Rita Mae Brown It's an act of faith to be a writer in a postliterate world. Rita Mae Brown posts faith world I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment. Rita Mae Brown apartment birth thinking I believe our concept of romantic love is irrational, impossible to fulfill and the cause of many broken homes. No human being can maintain that rarefied atmosphere of 'true love'. Rita Mae Brown home love believe What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man? Rita Mae Brown imitation men looks To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness. Rita Mae Brown meaningful-work work meaningful A narcissism shared by two. Rita Mae Brown narcissism love two I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell. Rita Mae Brown circles hate thinking I have always been suspicious of romantic love. It looks too much like a narcissism shared by two. Rita Mae Brown romantic-love two looks Divorce: fission after fusion. Rita Mae Brown fission fusion divorce Political elections are not life and death. Rita Mae Brown election life-and-death political Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being. Rita Mae Brown function recognition