Usually I'll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I'd give them all my money. Cecily Strong More Quotes by Cecily Strong More Quotes From Cecily Strong The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds. Cecily Strong technologyintegrityyears I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am. Cecily Strong sassykindthinking People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent. Cecily Strong confusedintelligentpeople Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot. Cecily Strong agencylawmen Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you? Cecily Strong cuttingadventurecharacter There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong. Cecily Strong good-informationinformation I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? Cecily Strong yearbookmiddleschool I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills. Cecily Strong pillshobbiesmorning Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime. Cecily Strong parisbeautifulthinking I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism. Cecily Strong swearjournalismappearance Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police. Cecily Strong policewhitehair What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC. Cecily Strong briannbc Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it? Cecily Strong president-obamafeels-rightpresident I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often. Cecily Strong love-pictureinstagram I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment. Cecily Strong givinglaughingpeople Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway. Cecily Strong mean You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun. Cecily Strong fun I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people. Cecily Strong peopleyearsfirsts Paris is the City of Light, and here in New York City, we know that light will never go out, our love and support is with everyone there tonight. We stand with you. Cecily Strong top-news I'm a huge Bulls fan. I like an emotional backstory while watching sports. In my mind, all the players on the Bulls are really nice, decent guys. Especially that Derrick Rose. Cecily Strong nicemindrosesports
