Sarah Palin: Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Sarah Palin

stopping guy president

I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

Sarah Palin

fundamentals jobs america

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then

Sarah Palin

meat animal philosophy

These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

Sarah Palin

snakes oil study

Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

Sarah Palin

real christian running

How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

Sarah Palin

sky doors heaven

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

Sarah Palin

constitution gun

Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our founding fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.

Sarah Palin

saws trying father

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

Sarah Palin

apology military men

Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

Sarah Palin

canada care needs

The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

Sarah Palin

president doe people

We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

Sarah Palin

stupid-conservative should law

It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out.

Sarah Palin

demand down-and may

To paraphrase Hemingway, people go broke slowly and then all at once. We've been slowly going broke for years, but now it's happening all at once as the world's capital markets are demanding action from us, yet Obama assumes we'll just go borrow another cup of sugar from some increasingly impatient neighbor. We cannot knock on anyone's door anymore. And we don't have any time to wait for Washington to start behaving responsibly. We'll be Greece before these D.C. politicians' false promises are over. We must force government to live within its means, just as every business and household does.

Sarah Palin

government doors mean

I love that smell of the emissions!

Sarah Palin

emissions smell

Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you.

Sarah Palin

hunting bears running

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Sarah Palin

alaska animal people

[Donald] Trump and his Trumpeteers, well, they're not conservative enough.

Sarah Palin

trump conservative enough

Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

Sarah Palin

polls crosses country

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Sarah Palin

obamacare love-is baby