We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. Fred Allen More Quotes by Fred Allen More Quotes From Fred Allen Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. Fred Allen You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen nothing done together people California is a great place to live if you're an orange. Fred Allen live place great you
