We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. by Rick Riordan

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

Rick Riordan

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You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson

I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!

beautiful kids fall

I love Greek Mythology, wish there was a TV series, like being human or smallville, but with the series based around Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Holla Mayne!

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call To storm or fire the world must fall An oath to keep with a final breath and foes bear arms to the doors of death

fire doors fall

Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!

luxury chocolate giving

Maybe it’s the other way around,” Jason suggested. “Maybe people with special gifts show up when bad things are happening because that’s when they’re needed most.

jason special people

Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia. by Rick Riordan

Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.

damnation jason excuse

Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while. by Rick Riordan

Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.

okay stills kids

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets. by Rick Riordan

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

magic class teacher

Beckendorf walked up with his helmet under his arm. 'She likes you, man.' 'Sure,' I muttered. 'She likes me for target practice.' 'Nah, they always do that. A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you. 'Makes a lot of sense.

girl practice men

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!

voice giving kids

Ah... Much better" he said. "Backbiter, Luke called it. An appropriate name. Now that it is reforged comeplately, it shall indeed bite back

bites names said

That was Hera. Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon. by Rick Riordan

That was Hera. Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon.

hera cannons majesty

The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled ... with delight, because he was standing right next to us.

delight next bridges

Polyphemus stiffened. "Who said that?" "Nobody!" Annabeth yelled. That got exactly the reaction she'd been hoping for. The monster's face turned red with rage. "Nobody!" Polyphemus yelled back. "I remember you!" "You're too stupid to remember anybody," Annabeth taunted. "Much less Nobody.

stupid remembers-you remember-you

Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!” Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. “Any killing will result in harsh punishment. No s’mores at the campfire for a week! Now ready your chariots!

naughty children dirty

Sometimes it is better to have someone you mistrust close to you, so that you can keep an eye on him - Chiron

mistrust eye sometimes

Don't die on me," she ordered. "You are not dying on me." "Yes, ma'am." He felt light-headed, but she was about the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Her hair was smoldering. Her face was smudged with soot. She had a cut on her arm, her dress was torn, and she was missing a boot. Beautiful.

cutting light beautiful

Amy gritted her teeth. "King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot!" Jonah looked at his dad. "Do we have souvenir chamber pots?" "No." His dad whipped out his phone. "I'll make the call.

dad phones kings