We have met the enemy and it is us. by Walt Kelly

We have met the enemy and it is us.

Walt Kelly

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Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.

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Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tig... by Walt Kelly

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

well-known equal wells

Women aren't as mere as they used to be. by Walt Kelly

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

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God is not dead-He is merely unemployed. by Walt Kelly

God is not dead-He is merely unemployed.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if... by Walt Kelly

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

nasty letters writing

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head. by Walt Kelly

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.

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The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

gone perfect forever

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

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You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.

bulls being-yourself

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future... by Walt Kelly

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

convenience modern goodness

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. by Walt Kelly

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

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You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source.... by Walt Kelly

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

cutting air want

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man. by Walt Kelly

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

parades form men

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.

well-known equal majority

Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.

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Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner. by Walt Kelly

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts of tiny trumpets, we have met the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

Every burden is a blessing. by Walt Kelly

Every burden is a blessing.

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