Ilona Andrews: We should clap or something." Curran said. "She's tryin...

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

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If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

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It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

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When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.

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Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

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"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."

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Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.

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When a lion stalks a herd, he sneaks in close, lies down, and surveys them to choose his victim. He takes his time. The deer or buffalo have no idea he’s near. He finds his prey and then he explodes from his hiding place and grabs it. Even if another, perfectly serviceable animal ends up within his reach, he isn’t going to alter his course. He has chosen, and he would rather go hungry than change his mind.

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I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

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Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are the people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if this Other is actually guilty of any crimes, because it is a matter of emotion, not logic. You see angry people aren't interested in justice, they just want an excuse to vent their rage.

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When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

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True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

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I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.

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And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.

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Superstitions add texture to life.

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He gave an impression of coiled power, a contained violence that if released, would explode with terrifying intensity.

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Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

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Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

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If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.

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We should clap or something." Curran said. "She's trying so hard.