We've learned that there's a lot of names for a home run, but they're all awesome, we also learned that there's a lot of major league baseball players that would do anything to get their hands on a bedazzled canned ham. Jon Hamm More Quotes by Jon Hamm More Quotes From Jon Hamm I've gotten away with a lot in my life. The older you get the more you realize you're not getting away with it, it's taking its toll somewhere. So you try not to put yourself in those situations. Part of the mysterious process called growing up. Some people do that better than others Jon Hamm growing-uptryingpeople Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Jon Hamm kimparisstupidity I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25. Jon Hamm teenagerdadguy Part of being an adult is treating women like women. Jon Hamm adults I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure. Jon Hamm petkidsthinking It couldn't be a simpler answer. Marriage doesn't really mean anything to me. I feel like in many ways marriage is more for the families of the couple than for the people involved, so I don't gravitate to it. Jon Hamm couplemeanpeople Acting is sort of an extension of childhood. You get to play all of these roles and have so much fun. Playing an athlete would be so cool. Or where you get to shoot guns, ride horses. I wouldn't turn down any of that. Jon Hamm horseathletefun Some boys are particular about how they look. I'm not. Jon Hamm particularboyslooks We know that inevitably the millennials will get old and tired again, and then there will be the bilennials or trilennials, or whatever the next generation is, and we're all going to end up on our lawn shaking our fists in a bathrobe yelling at the moon. Jon Hamm yellingtiredmoon I'm painfully aware of my surroundings at all times. Jon Hamm surroundingsall-time Point me to 50 people online who think I'm super sexy. I'll point you to 50 more who say he's old and looks like my dad. Jon Hamm sexydadthinking It is nice when things end. That is what stories do - they end. It is hard to write endings and it is hard to come to the end of things, but I think when it is done right, it is a very satisfying way to appreciate something. Jon Hamm nicewritingthinking Losing both parents at a young age gave me a sense that you can't really control life - so you'd better live it while it's here. I stopped believing in a storybook existence a long time ago. All you can do is push in a direction and see what comes of it. Jon Hamm parentlongbelieve I like kids but I also like the option to close the door. Becoming a parent is a whole other life, and it doesn't stop. Jon Hamm parentdoorskids People look back on those days through a thick veil of nostalgia, but life was hard if you were anything other than a rich, powerful white male Jon Hamm powerfulwhitepeople I have a lady, she's a great lady. I love her a lot, she loves me. We're on the same page. Whenever that day happens when we're not on the same page we'll move forward with it. We're interested in having our lives be our lives right now and not a third person's vis-a-vis marriage and whatever that means. Jon Hamm pagesmeanmoving Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly. Jon Hamm sillytalkingbelieve It's such a capricious, strange existence, basing your life on the whims of others, and basing your ebbs and flows of confidence and lack of confidence on the fact that people either choose you or don't. Jon Hamm ebb-and-flowfactspeople The great thing about getting older is living life. Jon Hamm getting-oldergreat-thingslive-life I don't have any sort of calculus in choosing film roles. Jon Hamm calculusfilmroles
