Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations I am the holy sword Excalibur! Excalibur More Quotes by Excalibur More Quotes From Excalibur Victory and Glory! Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you? Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gapping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime To sum up, that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it? Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Humming and the nightly news share a very tight connection indeed. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand? Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night! Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime Nothing beats a cup of herbal tea in the morning. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. Excalibur soul-eateranime-quotesanime
