Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you. Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes From Shaquille O'Neal Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again. Shaquille O'Neal growing-upbasketballcharacter A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play putt-putt golf, go to water parks, and act silly. On the bottom floor of my house in Beverly Hills, I have video games, a pool table, a Pepsi machine, and all the things they have in arcades. I drive go-karts, at least the ones I can fit in. I karate-chop my friends when they come over, like the Kato dude in the Pink Panther movies. Shaquille O'Neal basketballsillygolf I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover. Shaquille O'Neal policecouplebasketball I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot. Shaquille O'Neal basketballfeettwo I'll beat you up right now if you want me to. Shaquille O'Neal beatsbasketballwant The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East. Shaquille O'Neal eastbasketballwest Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that. Shaquille O'Neal lakerswadebasketball In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school. A few lickings from my dad got me out of that scene. He wore me out with a paddle. Shaquille O'Neal dadbasketballschool I don't ever want to grow up. I guess I'm like Peter Pan. Grown-ups have problems. I want to stay happy. Shaquille O'Neal growing-upbasketballwant I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd get shocked. Shaquille O'Neal basketballnamesmemories There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what's a charade, and I know what's not a charade. I'll leave it at that. Shaquille O'Neal lakersraisedbasketball There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on. Shaquille O'Neal basketballmilitarymoving My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo. Shaquille O'Neal lakerspersonal-opinionsbasketball I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true. Shaquille O'Neal lakersbasketballsay-anything If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall. Shaquille O'Neal wallbasketballrunning I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love. Shaquille O'Neal lakersbuyingbasketball No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court. Shaquille O'Neal basketballgamespeople In the seven or eight years we were together, we were never together. Shaquille O'Neal eightbasketballyears Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time? Shaquille O'Neal lakersrecoverybasketball No one calls me out, I'm from LSU. Shaquille O'Neal lsutigerscall-me
