What have future generations ever done for us? Groucho Marx More Quotes by Groucho Marx More Quotes From Groucho Marx Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Groucho Marx Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx You are only as old as the woman you feel. Groucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. Groucho Marx I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. Groucho Marx I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho Marx I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. Groucho Marx If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go. Groucho Marx Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. Groucho Marx Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked. Groucho Marx Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx
