What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen. Evelyn Waugh More Quotes by Evelyn Waugh More Quotes From Evelyn Waugh My theme is memory, that winged host that soared about me one grey morning of war-time. We possess nothing certainly except the past. Evelyn Waugh morning memories war An artist must be a reactionary Evelyn Waugh reactionaries artist Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife. Evelyn Waugh telephones wife writing They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don't expect you to listen.... It's the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard. Evelyn Waugh secret country people ...its a rather pleasant change when all your life you've had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me. Evelyn Waugh people looks needs If every museum in the New World were emptied, if every famous building in the Old World were destroyed and only Venice saved, there would be enough there to fill a full lifetime with delight. Venice, with all its complexity and variety, is in itself the greatest surviving work of art in the world. Evelyn Waugh venice museums art My father and I were never intimate in the sense of my coming to him with confidences or seeking advice. Our relationship was rather that of host and guest. Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son. Evelyn Waugh advice father son Once you start changing a name, you see, there's no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better. Evelyn Waugh names reason sound Don't hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them. Evelyn Waugh family parent son I think there's almost nothing I can't excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic. Evelyn Waugh idiotic excuse thinking She told me later that she had made a kind of note of me in her mind, as, scanning the shelf for a particular book, one will sometimes have one's attention caught by another, take it down, glance at the title page and saying "I must read that, too, when I've the time," replace it and continue the search. Evelyn Waugh titles mind book There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art. Evelyn Waugh gleam easter art An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor [group think] of the age and not go flopping along. By doing this he helps us to question and reassess our past, present and future situations, our assumptions and our options. Evelyn Waugh past art thinking "We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University, being in this the twenty-fourth year of our life, summoned by the wisdom of Almighty God and the unanimous voice of our people to the throne of our ancestors, do hereby proclaim..." Seth paused in his dictation and gazed out across the harbour where in the fresh breeze of early morning the last dhow was setting sail for the open sea. "Rats," he said; "stinking curs. They are all running away." Evelyn Waugh running morning art ... the understatement, the self-ridicule, the delight in the foreignness of foreigners, the complete denial of any attempt to enlist the sympathies of his readers in the hardships he has capriciously invited. Evelyn Waugh denial hardship self Free as air; that's what they say- "free as air". Now they bring me my air in an iron barrel. Evelyn Waugh barrels iron air O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin. Evelyn Waugh if-there-is-a-god forgiving sin You spend the first term at Oxford meeting interesting and exciting people and the rest of your time there avoiding them Evelyn Waugh oxford people interesting 'I don't believe you've changed at all, Charles.' 'No, I'm afraid not.' 'D'you want to change?' 'It's the only evidence of life.' Evelyn Waugh brideshead-revisited evidence change His heart; some long word at the heart. He is dying of a long word. Evelyn Waugh dying heart long