What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes From Sherrilyn Kenyon And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a mouthful – your mom must have really wanted a son. Mind if I call you ‘Pissed’ for short? The rest of that is just too much to say every time I want your attention. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon car mom son Fine. I’m a Skotos (Xypher) That means what? You have toe jam? (Simone) Sherrilyn Kenyon toes jam mean Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon bracelet tears use I don’t like being threatened, lied to, or manipulated. You’d do well to remember that. (Simone) Or what? You’re going to snivel at me? (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon lied wells remember You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone) Sherrilyn Kenyon want sleep boys Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It’s jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It’s the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It’s really kind of gross – which is why I hang out with you. But only because you’re less gross than they are. (Jesse) Sherrilyn Kenyon jargon atoms devil I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the mornings. You’re not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse) Sherrilyn Kenyon spoons max morning While I respect suicidal tendencies on most days, you’d do well to remember who you’re addressing and, more to the point, what I can do to you. No one says you have to go back to Tartarus in one piece. (Acheron) Sherrilyn Kenyon one-piece suicidal pieces Do you know what happened to the last person who took that tone with me? (Xypher) Let me guess…Disembowelment. Probably painful. Definitely slow. (Simone) Sherrilyn Kenyon tone lasts painful They’re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you’re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I’m forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse) Sherrilyn Kenyon dust forever talking I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate) Sherrilyn Kenyon fuzzy roaming demon Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can’t give the body over? Again, I don’t think ‘oops’ will quite cover it. (Tate) Sherrilyn Kenyon body giving thinking Did you do that? (Simone) Sometimes my powers work. Sometimes they don’t. Looks like this time they did. Yea, us. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon sometimes looks Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse) Sherrilyn Kenyon hey hurt mind Start walking. When you hit a spot where you’re gasping for breath, that should tell us our limitations. (Xypher) Oh, joy. I can’t wait to be the guppy. (Simone) Glub, glub, little fishy. Start walking. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon waiting littles joy What made you so unforgiving? (Simone) Be grateful that you have the luxury of asking me that question. Pray to whatever god you worship that you’ll always be ignorant. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon luxury ignorant grateful If I hear ‘Karma Chameleon’ one more time, I swear I’m going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse’s record. What does red, gold, and green have to do with anything anyway? (Gloria) Sherrilyn Kenyon karma gold boys It’s a brilliant song! C’mon…’Every day is like survival. You’re my lover, not my rival.’ What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse) Sherrilyn Kenyon survival song meaningful Someone please tell me that we’re not seriously having a friggin’ debate over the genius of ‘Karma Chameleon’ at seven o’clock in the morning? (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon karma genius morning Your father wasn’t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn’t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common…And I have to say that I’ve developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher) Sherrilyn Kenyon rodents two father
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