What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device. Janette Rallison More Quotes by Janette Rallison More Quotes From Janette Rallison Happy is entirely up to you and always has been. Janette Rallison has-beens up-to-you But that's how life is. You never know how it's going to turn out, and you can't plan for everything. You just have to do your best dealing with things as they come and hope people forgive you when you make a mistake. Janette Rallison forgiving mistake people I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't come from achievements, or money, or any sort of treasure. Happiness is a frame of mind, not a destination. It's appreciating what you've got and building relationships with those around you. Janette Rallison appreciate dream thinking Beauty has a persuasive power all its own. Janette Rallison persuasive Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible. Janette Rallison smell motherhood men I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. Janette Rallison leprechaun cheese care Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there. Janette Rallison ceilings eye sometimes You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought. Janette Rallison next hurt needs I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight. Janette Rallison twilight hair thinking Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall. Janette Rallison malls tails long Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp. Janette Rallison pirate dark thinking A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone else in the world, I would have told my mother to send him away. Santa Claus himself could have shown up to explain his whereabouts since my childhood, and I would have turned him out. Janette Rallison mom mother doors Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life. Janette Rallison house trying people You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. Janette Rallison wife mother men The next level. As though dating were a computer game. Janette Rallison dating next-level games Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do. Janette Rallison magic believe people At first it upset me to realize how many people are, at heart, selfish. Now I take that in stride, but people's loneliness still gets to me. Janette Rallison selfish loneliness heart That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer. Janette Rallison horse stars giving I will not go on, I thought. I won't. I will throw my soul to the wind and blow into a thousand pieces. I will wash up on a shore somewhere like bleached and broken driftwood. I will dry out in the sun until I-and any gift I ever had-shrivel into the sand. Janette Rallison broken blow wind Don’t worry, though, because Prince Hubert is very handsome and kind. That’s all you wanted in a boyfriend, wasn’t it?” “No,” I said. She raised an eyebrow. “It must be. If you had admired any other qualities you would have developed them in yourself, wouldn’t you?” Which was really too much. I put my hands on my hips. “Aren’t fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?” She rolled her eyes. “No, you’re confusing fairy god- mothers with sales clerks. Janette Rallison nice eye mother
