What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. Jon Heder More Quotes by Jon Heder More Quotes From Jon Heder I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! Jon Heder hunting girl skills I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles. Jon Heder dramatic roles knows I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs. Jon Heder wigs my-own hair I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did. Jon Heder girl school thinking I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say. Jon Heder eye hair thinking Skaters are very much like peacocks. Jon Heder skater peacock Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. Jon Heder block brother thinking Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule. Jon Heder pain crazy girl I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. Jon Heder scene sex thinking Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. Jon Heder dynamite vote dream I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented. Jon Heder kate smart I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry. Jon Heder real character people I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. Jon Heder reading stupid book I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. Jon Heder suits mean looks I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. Jon Heder clean stories want I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans. Jon Heder kissing stars eye I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves. Jon Heder growing-up eye moving I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. Jon Heder self helping book I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. Jon Heder outsiders play character I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. Jon Heder slap microsoft bills
