When I go to the circus and there’s a guy in a cage with 12 tigers, there’s always a chance that one of the tigers didn’t get the message, when you see a guy on a tight wire, you know that there may be a second you witness a tragedy. I always wanted that in our show: What they’re seeing could be the last night of Alice Cooper.

Alice Cooper

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The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

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christmas morning school

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

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running teacher book

The best things in life don't make sense

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best-things-in-life things-in-life make-sense

It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will... Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion.

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real spiritual christian

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

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christian drinking beer

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

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welcome insanity thinking

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

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player mistake golf

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

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rocks stars order

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

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scotland play golf

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

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stars reading running

If you could use your brain like you use your ass.

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use brain friendship

The only real person you need to know is you.

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adages real needs

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

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hate baby mean

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

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gun suicide giving

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

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something-new judging praise

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

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cutting mean reality

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

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crazy clever country

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

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makeup fake-people names

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

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hell gold evil

You just let your lower self go, and then it takes on all these aspects of the society - the city with horns blowing, the people yelling things at each other, and the all-in-all violence and chaos of the city. Put that on stage with music, and that's what this is.

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yelling cities self