Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.

Bill Gaede

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College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

cookies machines college

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly. by Bill Gaede

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

ants steps men

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury wit... by Bill Gaede

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

mercury speed believe

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all reli... by Bill Gaede

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.

objects definitions

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

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A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference bet... by Bill Gaede

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

adjectives individual differences

Proof' is the hallmark of religion. by Bill Gaede

Proof' is the hallmark of religion.

hallmark proof

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

rich tomorrow today

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

rockets today hands

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments... by Bill Gaede

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

performing predictions explaining

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury. by Bill Gaede

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

luxury youth love-is

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

individual dog believe

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world. by Bill Gaede

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

modern priests world

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists. by Bill Gaede

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

whether-god-exists god-exists existence

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

extinction intelligent men

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic.

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Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religi... by Bill Gaede

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

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A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

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A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

mathematician wave eye

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

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