Whining is anger through a small opening. Al Franken More Quotes by Al Franken More Quotes From Al Franken Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important. Al Franken oilmediathinking Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive? Al Franken despairlosssex If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country. Al Franken issuesimportantcountry Google might be doping the horses. Al Franken googlehorsemight I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison. Al Franken officeprisonwish We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science. Al Franken needs And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it. Al Franken writingfunbook Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation. Al Franken media I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president. Al Franken axesiranthinking During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.' Al Franken bobpresidentevil If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret. Al Franken fingerprintssecretwant Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself. Al Franken wellscomedythinking To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It's - I think they might use too much oil in their hummus - but it's the wrong question. Al Franken might-useoilthinking Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly. Al Franken hatedoeamerica I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop. Al Franken making-changesperfectionistifs Too many people don't protect their smartphones with a password or PIN. I anticipate that Apple's fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones. Al Franken smartphonesapplesiphone Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation. Al Franken eyedogpeople We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration. Al Franken immigrationuniqueviews Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure. Al Franken comedianpressurepeople When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices. You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections - the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network? Al Franken political-opinionsmeaningfulyears
