Why walk to work when you can take your lunch? Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan Remember what I told you to forget? Tom Zegan Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? Tom Zegan Since the beginning of time man has done three things when he communicates both in speaking and in the written form. He will Generalize, Omit & Exaggerate. Tom Zegan Some kids wanted to be Firemen when they were growing up . . . I wanted to be a Fire Truck! Tom Zegan Some people believe that war brings about peace, I believe that peace brings about peace. Tom Zegan Some people really can't afford to give me a piece of their mind. Tom Zegan Some people say that Money Talks and BS Walks but I say that BS Talks and Money Walks! Tom Zegan Some people say that you should fight fire with fire but I say you should fight fire with water. Tom Zegan Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You! Tom Zegan Something is wrong if they don't bring out the best in you. Tom Zegan Sometimes you're the windshield . . . sometimes you're the bug! Tom Zegan Tattoos are just one more way to identify a body. Tom Zegan Tattoos are just one more way to identify the body. Tom Zegan The average person believes that they are better than the average person. Tom Zegan The best thing about the future is that it starts tomorrow. Tom Zegan THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE”, “WEALTH is having things money can’t buy” Health and Family and Love and Friendships”!(COMPASSION)! Tom Zegan The Colon key on my keyboard doesn't work when I press down the shift button. Does anyone know of a good Colon cleanser that can help me get my shift together. Tom Zegan The easiest way to destroy a country is from within. Tom Zegan The first time I ever did stand up comedy a guy yelled out "Down in front". So I just sat down and watched the rest of the movie. Tom Zegan The French, they're so . . . French. Tom Zegan
