You can't hit my team in the groin and expect me to smile about it. Spiro T. Agnew More Quotes by Spiro T. Agnew More Quotes From Spiro T. Agnew In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.' Spiro T. Agnew united-statesclubssarcastic The student now goes to college to proclaim rather than to learn. A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals. Spiro T. Agnew studentscollegespirit This is the criminal left that belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary. The criminal left is not a problem to be solved by the Department of Philosophy or the Department of English - it is a problem for the Department of Justice. Black or white, the criminal left is interested in power. It is not interested in promoting the renewal and reforms that make democracy work; it is interested in promoting those collisions and conflict that tear democracy apart. Spiro T. Agnew powerwhitephilosophy As for those deserters, malcontents, radicals, incendiaries, the civil and uncivil disobedients among the young, SDS, PLP, Weathermen I and Weathermen II, the revolutionary action movement, the Black United Front, Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, Lions and Tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for a single platoon of the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam. Spiro T. Agnew blackhippiezoos I am not asking for government censorship or any other kind of censorship. I am asking whether a kind of censorship already exists when the news that forty million Americans receive each night is determined by a handful of men responsible only to their corporate employers and filtered through a handful of commentators who admit to their own set of biases. Spiro T. Agnew newsmennight There are people in our society who should be separated and discarded. Spiro T. Agnew our-societyshouldpeople Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages. Spiro T. Agnew cagesmediabird Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York! Spiro T. Agnew governmentofficenew-york Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer. Spiro T. Agnew three-thingsableocean In the networks' endless pursuit of controversy, we should ask what is the end value ... to enlighten or to profit? What is the end result ... to inform or to confuse? How does the ongoing exploration for more action, more excitements, more drama, serve our national search for internal peace and stability. Spiro T. Agnew ongoingdoedrama One modest suggestion for my friends in the academic community: the next time a mob of students, waving their non-negotiable demands, starts pitching bricks and rocks at the student union- just imagine they are wearing brown shirts or white sheets- and act accordingly. Spiro T. Agnew rockswhiteeducation An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike. Spiro T. Agnew parksintellectualmen I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort. Spiro T. Agnew apologylyingpromise Some of the politicians in this country, in their feverish search for group acceptance, are ready to endorse tumultuous confrontation as a substitute for debate, and the most illogical and unfitting extensions of the Bill of Rights as protections for psychotic and criminal elements in our society.... We have seen all too clearly that there are men - now in power in this country - who do not represent authority, who cannot cope with tradition, and who believe that the people of America are ready to support revolution as long as it is done with a cultured voice and a handsome profile. Spiro T. Agnew acceptancebelievecountry Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it. Spiro T. Agnew garbageprintingmedia Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam. Spiro T. Agnew patriotichippiezoos And the American people should be made aware of the trend toward the monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power in fewer and fewer hands. Spiro T. Agnew powerhandspeople Ultraliberalism today translates into a whimpering isolationism in foreign policy, a mulish obstructionism in domestic policy. Spiro T. Agnew foreign-policytranslatetoday Confronted with a choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb. Spiro T. Agnew choicesnative-americanpeople The United States, for all its faults, is till the greatest nation in the country. Spiro T. Agnew faultsunited-statescountry
