You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stua... by Janet Evanovich

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

Janet Evanovich

More Quotes by Janet Evanovich
Image Embed Code
Categorized in : ThinkingKidsCuffs
More Quotes From Janet Evanovich
You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger by Janet Evanovich

You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger

Janet Evanovich
leathermagicshould
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Ste... by Janet Evanovich

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

Janet Evanovich
possibilitymurdermight
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie... by Janet Evanovich

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

Janet Evanovich
stephanie-plumplumsbait

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom

Janet Evanovich
gunmommother

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Janet Evanovich
fingertipsbrushesmary
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe More... by Janet Evanovich

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich
joe-morellipizzamasculine

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

Janet Evanovich
zitshotmean
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. by Janet Evanovich

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Janet Evanovich
cupcakestroublenames
Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like t... by Janet Evanovich

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

Janet Evanovich
devilgood-thingshurt
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe More... by Janet Evanovich

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich
accidentsrabbitswriting

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

Janet Evanovich
motherbabyfather

Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.

Janet Evanovich
falling-in-lovelove-youjesus
Bullets are creepy." Stephenie by Janet Evanovich

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

Janet Evanovich
bulletscreepy
This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold th... by Janet Evanovich

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

Janet Evanovich
babelawjobs

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines

Janet Evanovich
daughtermothersorry

I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat. It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.' It caught me by surprise,' he said. 'I didn't want to seem rude.

Janet Evanovich
feetbluedoors
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Pl... by Janet Evanovich

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Janet Evanovich
plumsbigsmen
'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were... by Janet Evanovich

'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.'

Janet Evanovich
sevenmonthsbody

You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with eating. If you make a scene they'll hual you off in leg irons." Stephanie said. I'm tired of being stapped in here, too," Lula said. "This seat belt's too tight and it's giving me gas." Anything else?" There's no movie.

Janet Evanovich
irontiredtaken

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

Janet Evanovich
gravygunlabor