You cannot win if you're not at the table. You have to be where the action is. Ben Stein More Quotes by Ben Stein More Quotes From Ben Stein Every morning, I get up, get out of bed, and get on my knees and thank God for waking up in America ... (She is) the light of the world ... A nation of heroes ... The real stars are wearing body armor on top of their battle dress uniforms in 130 degree heat and they do not have stunt doubles to come in for them when the going gets rough and the bullets and the shrapnel start flying. They are the real stars, fighting terrorism and trying to free a nation. Ben Stein starsmilitarymorning Neo-Darwinists ask us to believe in things not seen. We're not supposed to have an established religion in America, but we do, and it's called Darwinism . Ben Stein asksbelieveamerica I've never liked the idea of just having an office in a college somewhere and teaching classes and going to the library and doing research all day. I've never wanted that. The glamorous life is the life that appeals to me. Ben Stein collegeteachingclass It's a great stretch for me to do my game show. It's very hard. It's not me at all. The only part that's me is sort of when I'm sitting in the booth looking tormented. That's the only part that's the real me. Ben Stein realsittinggames If there's a recession, I'd buy stocks. That's when you make money: when markets are spooked. Ben Stein making-moneyrecessionsifs My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a vacation destination for me. I say, 'Because I sometimes have perfect days there.' Ben Stein vacationhollywoodperfect-days The poor black people in it make the black people in Gone With the Wind look like Malcolm X. Ben Stein blackwindpeople I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat. Ben Stein atheistcountryideas Could Congress really do its work if it held its sessions by teleconferencing? Could the Supreme Court? Nothing can replace the spark of intelligence that travels from person to person at meetings. Ben Stein sparkscourtcongress For me, I've always believed that there was a God. I've always believed that God created the heavens and earth - so, for me it's not a huge leap from there to intelligent design. Ben Stein designintelligentheaven I am scared of running out of money. Ben Stein scaredrunning I don't think Wall Street people in general are smart. I think that's one of the biggest myths in American lore. They're tough, aggressive, greedy, quick thinking but I don't think they're particularly smart at all. Ben Stein wallsmartthinking If Iran and North Korea, by some horrible, devilish, nightmarish scenario, got together and went to war at the same time, one against Saudi Arabia and one against South Korea, I don't know what we would do about that. I don't know that we could stop them short of using nuclear weapons. Ben Stein koreairanwar It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. Ben Stein merry-christmasghettothinking The first step in getting what you want from life-decide what you want. Ben Stein getting-what-you-wantstepsfirsts Emperor Sid Caesar is gone to eternity himself now. He takes with him the gratitude of every one of us who first learned the relief of laughter from this genuinely great performer. Ben Stein reliefgratitudelaughter Israel is our strongest, most reliable ally in the Middle East. Of course, we're their most reliable ally, too. Ben Stein alliesmiddle-eastisrael As to a media personality, well that just happened in large measure because people found me amusing, and I did lots and lots of T.V. news interview shows. Ben Stein mediapersonalitypeople I don't really consider myself to be a personal finance expert compared with some others. There are quite a few that know a lot more than I do. Ben Stein personal-financefinanceexperts I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of film for American University. Then I left and became a teacher at the University of California at Santa Cruz. I taught about the political and social content of film, but I also taught a course in law for undergraduates. Ben Stein californialawteacher
