You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. Kevin Nealon More Quotes by Kevin Nealon More Quotes From Kevin Nealon I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it. Kevin Nealon acting light beer I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary." Kevin Nealon girlfriend real thinking I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. Kevin Nealon lazy-eyes lazy eye Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. Kevin Nealon hollywood weakness enthusiasm I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. Kevin Nealon farming vegetarian animal The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. Kevin Nealon dramatic weed play I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them. Kevin Nealon job impossible heart animal My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. Kevin Nealon away down like heart Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson. Kevin Nealon street me sometimes people Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. Kevin Nealon leave more website hungry I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it. Kevin Nealon back me reading animal I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories. Kevin Nealon nobody back taught soccer I worked for a temp agency called Manpower. Kevin Nealon manpower worked agency If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon pen down you want I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you. Kevin Nealon me you night people When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon child you childhood memories
