you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. by Gena Showalter

you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.

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pretty please, with a cherry on top of me! by Gena Showalter

pretty please, with a cherry on top of me!

cherries please latin

You are mine,” he rasped. “Only ever mine. I accept all that you... by Gena Showalter

You are mine,” he rasped. “Only ever mine. I accept all that you are, and we can be together.

mines accepting together

This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. You'll go to prison and be forced to have intimate relations with a man named Butch. Let. Me. Out.

intimate prison men

Because you aren't who you think you are. You aren't what everyone else believes. You might have delivered countless deaths but you love more fiercely than anyone I've ever known.

might believe thinking

You know, you’re pretty when you smile,” she said, patting the side of his cheek. “Fierce, woman. I am fierce.” “If you say so.

fierce sides said

You are the woman of my heart. The one I have been awaiting the whole of my life, though I didn't know it until I spied you. there isn't one thing that makes you special to me, but all things.

all-things special heart

Sometimes what we want isn't what we need. by Gena Showalter

Sometimes what we want isn't what we need.

truth want needs

From the first, you enchanted me. You are more than beautiful. You are smart and strong and determined. When I'm with you. I want to be a better man. I want to be worthy of you. I want to provide for you I want to give you the life you deserve. One day, I will. Because I know, deep in my soul, that to part is to die. - Gideon to Scarlet (wedding vows)

smart strong beautiful

To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong.

this-day beats heart

He’d never be able to touch her, and as passionate as she was, she would eventually need a man who could. He’d never had to worry about these things before because he’d never been with a woman. Not even before his possession. He’d been too busy then, too involved in his job. Maybe he needed to join Workaholics Anonymous, he thought dryly. He had to be the only millennia-old virgin in history.

worry jobs men

Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give hi... by Gena Showalter

Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give him and award.

awards guy giving

The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the a... by Gena Showalter

The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.

shoulders devil angel

Wildness had never been a part of her life. Home, work, home, work. That's all her life had consisted of, really. She'd told Maddox that she'd been glad for her solitude, bu the truth was, there were times she'd been starved for touch. Any touch.

solitude glad home

This means nothing,” she said. “Less than nothing,” he lied. “I’ll hate myself later.” “I hate myself now.

lied hate mean

What's that smell?" I froze. What? Did I really smell so distasteful he had only to lean in my direction to catch a putrid whiff of me? I stayed the urge to break his freaking nose for pointing out my stinkiness. He sniffed again. "I can't place it." "How bad is it?" I asked, my cheeks heating. "It's good. Some kind of flower." My first thought: Hurray! I don't stink. My second: Ohmygod!

smell flower noses

My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because He'd wanted to make up for the inadequacies of women.

alive perfect men

Neighbor… was that the word for "whoring tramp" nowadays? by Gena Showalter

Neighbor… was that the word for "whoring tramp" nowadays?

tramps neighbor

I cast a glance in my new admirer's direction. "You may call me Your Highness," I said. "Or Empress Beauty." He chuckled. I wasn't kidding.

admirer empresses may

I love this quote when Valerian the King of the Nymphs says to his mate Shaye; "I am Valerian, leader of the nymphs. You may call me Oh God, that is what the other surface dwellers have preferred to call me".

nymphs leader kings

Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy -William

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