You’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life and if anything ever happened to you, they’d have to dig two graves ‘cause I couldn’t live a single day without my baby beside me. (Cherise) Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes From Sherrilyn Kenyon I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity spreads to anyone else and infects them. (Varyk) Sherrilyn Kenyon stupidity want son You asked my opinion and I gave it. Of course you have to remember that if I’d been on the island with Gilligan, he’d have been killed ten minutes into the first episode. Where I come from, incompetence and stupidity are reasons for justifiable homicide. (Varyk) Sherrilyn Kenyon stupidity islands firsts Well, I should like a plan that doesn’t result in the death of my heir. (Eli) Would a good maiming be considered over-the-top? (Varyk) Sherrilyn Kenyon heirs results should Val- I’m on Bourbon– (Acheron) I will not venture down that street of crass iniquities and plebeian horror, Acheron. It is the cesspit of humanity. (Valerius) Sherrilyn Kenyon venture horror humanity I don’t know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius) Sherrilyn Kenyon puppy sweat missing The innocent should never have to suffer from the battles of others. (Valerius) I know, but it seems to always be the case. (Acheron) A furore infra, libera nos - spare us from the fury within. (Valerius) Sherrilyn Kenyon innocent battle suffering He’s stronger than this. He’s always been stronger… (Vane) Even the mightiest oak can be felled by a whisper of a wind if it comes on the heels of a powerful enough storm. (Carson) Sherrilyn Kenyon storm powerful wind Here you’re just a person…one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I’m not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang) Sherrilyn Kenyon misery trust-me baby Because if I don’t, Fang will die. (Aimee) Are you high? (Dev) No. (Aimee) C’mon, Aim, admit it. Heavy amounts of drugs are involved here. (Dev) Sherrilyn Kenyon aim heavy drug Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn) Sherrilyn Kenyon muzzle stupidity sorry What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev) Sherrilyn Kenyon jet chuck action Shut up, already. Just once, could I get a demon with no vocal cords? (Anonymous) At least they’re not puking on us this time. (Wynter) Small favor that. (Anonymous) Sherrilyn Kenyon shut-up demon favors Where I am always thou art. Thy image lives within my heart. Sherrilyn Kenyon my-heart heart art What does this Daimon look like? (Xedrix) He’s tall and blond. (Kyle) Well, that narrows it down to every Daimon here except Stryker. What would that be? Several thousand of them? Could you be a bit more specific and if you tell me he was dressed in black, I’ll kill you myself and spare me the agony of dying. (Xedrix) Sherrilyn Kenyon agony black dying I have more important things to do anyway. I have a hangnail that needs my attention. (Dev) Sherrilyn Kenyon important attention needs Can you stand? (Aimee) I’m not helpless. (Fang) Oh, look! Mr. Macho is back in all his glory. Hello, Mr. Macho, it’s so not good to see you again. But you know, Mr. Macho, that you’ve been bedridden to the point that your legs aren’t used to carrying your weight and you’re not really human. So if you want to get up and fall, gods forbid I do anything to stop it. After all, I live for America’s Funniest Home Videos. Should I fetch a camcorder now? (Aimee) Sherrilyn Kenyon home america fall What do you want exactly? (Fang) An end to the mistreatment of small, fluffy dust bunnies. (Thorn) Sherrilyn Kenyon bunnies dust want A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let’s just keep it simple and say he’s a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn) Sherrilyn Kenyon teeth badass simple I can tell we’re going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I’m the best friend you’ll ever have or the last enemy you’ll ever make. (Thorn) Sherrilyn Kenyon lasts enemy world This is your sword. You press the pointy end into the enemy. Try not to let him make eye contact with you and remember, he spits invisible poison. (Thorn) Sherrilyn Kenyon eye trying enemy