You were doing a sadistic little disservice to your country. Alan K. Simpson More Quotes by Alan K. Simpson More Quotes From Alan K. Simpson If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. Alan K. Simpson honestyinspirationintegrity In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress. Alan K. Simpson churchcountrypeople We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party. Alan K. Simpson partystupidcountry Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word. Alan K. Simpson gracehealingeducation Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic. Alan K. Simpson trafficheavyhumility I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue. Alan K. Simpson abortionissuesbelieve An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style. Alan K. Simpson educationmenthinking There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders. Alan K. Simpson freedomlosslong It is a travesty, in my mind, for the state and local governments on the one hand to expect the Federal government to reimburse them for costs attributable to illegal immigrants, when on the other hand the State and local governments prohibit their own law enforcement and other officials from cooperating with the Immigration and Naturalization Service to locate or apprehend or expel illegal aliens. Alan K. Simpson governmentlawhands If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth Alan K. Simpson statisticsinspirationallong Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we're a nation of immigrants and all of that. The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion. Alan K. Simpson libertyracismtalking He's a million rubber bands in his resilience. Alan K. Simpson rubbermoving-onresilience Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side. Alan K. Simpson down-andelbowscountry I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans, and I have come to realize that "gay" is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman's on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals. It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge. Alan K. Simpson gayjobscommitment Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog. Alan K. Simpson dogwritingthank-you It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form. Alan K. Simpson carehealthmatter The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all. Alan K. Simpson trainingspiritmind So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses. Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands. There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now. I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act. Alan K. Simpson governmentorderthinking Reagan didn't put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system. Alan K. Simpson taxestablespeople A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards. Alan K. Simpson supporthomeneeds
