You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. Bill Maher More Quotes by Bill Maher More Quotes From Bill Maher Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them. Bill Maher cost party tea Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass. Bill Maher average way rooms Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney. Bill Maher skills country people Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? Bill Maher car wife dog We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal. Bill Maher gun tragedy president Politicians will promise some pretty ridiculous things. They will promise a chicken in every pot. They'll promise that they'll keep Social Security solvent. They'll promise drugs for old people. They'll promise lots of stuff. But it doesn't come near the kind of promises that religion makes. The Mormons promise that if you're good while you're on Earth, you get to rule over your own planet in the afterlife. Now, there's an entitlement that goes a little bit beyond prescription drugs for old people. Bill Maher afterlife drug people Religion is detrimental to the progress of society. Bill Maher detrimental progress-of-society progress A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair. Bill Maher teenage kids school During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books. Bill Maher gratitude coffee book The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy Bill Maher prophecy hate self Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political -- which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest. Bill Maher political opposites mean If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here? Bill Maher motivation doe believe To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. Bill Maher real country thinking I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Bill Maher patriotic country thinking I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy. Bill Maher marriage hypocrisy lying When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise. Bill Maher complaining opportunity people When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you. Bill Maher profit choices sorry The great thing about having been poor is how liberated it makes you if you eventually become rich. There's nothing like the knowledge that you don't need money to survive. That the money cushion you lie on every night doesn't have to be three feet thick, and you can still get to sleep. Bill Maher sleep night lying I'm guessing our soldiers are happy to be leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there's crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population, but they said they're happy to come home anyway. Bill Maher home fun country When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole? Bill Maher teeth guy doe
