Cheri Oteri Professions : Comic Born : September 19, 1962 Browse All Authors Top 9 quotes by Cheri Oteri The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident. Cheri Oteri makeup car said Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s Italian-owned and I don’t want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from food poisoning. All the blood vessels in my eyes were broken, and the blood vessels in my face. I did not sleep. I walked into the audition and the makeup person said, ‘Oh my God, what happened to you?’ I looked like I was in a car accident. Cheri Oteri italian eye sleep When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle. Cheri Oteri girl men mean When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret. Cheri Oteri mine playing up secret I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with something. Cheri Oteri myself know having-fun fun My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears. Cheri Oteri she go sister wedding My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late. Cheri Oteri me sister wake-up time The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde. Cheri Oteri never you funny looks When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.' Cheri Oteri here go think moment Similar Authors Irwin Corey comic Imogene Coca comic Deon Cole comic Chris Parnell comic Gabriel Iglesias comic Oliver Hardy comic All Authors
