Colin Falconer Professions : Writer Born : 1953 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Colin Falconer Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper. Colin Falconer mothers-day mother father LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends. Colin Falconer ends mind men The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke. Colin Falconer frustration golf sports Similar Authors Ihab Hassan writer Ingmar Bergman writer Isabella Bird writer Ivan E. Coyote writer Al Feldstein writer Bert Sugar writer All Authors